You Never Can Tell

presented by the Sinodun Players

written by George Bernard Shaw, directed by Chris Harris

Tue 15 July 7.30pm       Book Now

Wed 16 July 7.30pm       Book Now

Thu 17 July 7.30pm       Book Now

Fri 18 July 7.30pm       Book Now

Sat 19 July 7.30pm       Book Now

This live show starts at 7.30pm. Please arrive in good time; admission to the auditorium once the show has begun will be at an appropriate point in the performance. 

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Special Offer – Opening night (15 July at 7.30pm) and matinee (19th July at 2.30pm) – all tickets £12

All other performances – all tickets £15

Duration: approx 120 minutes, including one interval

You Never Can Tell is a fast-paced, cleverly plotted social comedy set in an English seaside town at the turn of the 20th century. The play centres around the unconventional Clandon family – feminist author Mrs. Clandon and her three outspoken children – who have recently returned to England after years abroad. When they encounter their long-estranged father by chance, what follows is a riotous tangle of mistaken identities, romantic misunderstandings, and spirited debate about love, class, and modernity.

Originally written in 1897, Shaw’s play sparkles with wit and satirical insight, tackling timeless themes of generational conflict, gender roles, and the absurdity of social norms. It features a memorable cast of characters, including a philosophical waiter, a charming young dentist, and the wildly eccentric twins Dolly and Philip.